title: drabble batch #002: idioms
pairing: various
rating: pg-13 (maybe a bit higher)
summary: drabbles inspired by idioms found while flicking through a penguin pocket dictionary of english idioms.
notes: for some i strayed from meaning and went with theme and some are more like ficlets than drabbles. they’re idioms so expect things to be punny (just joking, i’m not cheese like that)


( it's all in the mind | nishikato )
( captain and cook | massupi )
( drunk and senseless | koyapi )
( the same before and after | tegopi )
( pride of loss | tegomasu )
( arrows don't shoot straight | shigepi/koyato )
( unintentional seduction | nishikato )
( black and white | ryotego )
( mainstream | shigemasu/news )
( the last song of a duckling | tegoshige )
( misinterpreting | ryopi )
( airhostesses don't like toilets | keiishikido )